Ok for my good friends you would remember my rants from beforee..
Well I decided to start them again mofos
soo without further hesitation LETS GO!
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Alright.
You know what doesn't make any sense to me?
Why can Steve from Blues Clues have a
talking mail box but I can't?
I am being dead ass serious.
WTF?
It would be nice if my fucking mail box would pop through the fucking windows when I am
talking to my chair and my oddly colored dog.
You know what else?
Why do people say shut up?
Wouldn't it be more accurate to say
"Shut down"?
Have you ever noticed that when the ice cream
truck comes by
you NEVER have money on you?
Why is it when something doesn't go someone's
way they say its "gay"
I didn't know it could even be classified
as a homosexual.
Isn't that like saying all gay people
never do anything right?
And why is it when something is good people say "oh thats straight"
..FUCK YOU!
You're wrong.
Your perception of this world is corrupted
you piece of shit
Why is it everyone in this whole fucking
world knows the "electric slide"
omfg I am going to escort myself
off the nearest cliff next time I go to
a party and everyone is doing the electric slide.
Well. I am on the telephone right now
and he is blasting mediocre violinist in my
ear so I gtg
Ill have a better rant next time
PEACE